The ensemble

The cast of The York Theatre developmental lab production.

From left to right: Rebecca Eichenberger, Troy Britton Johnson, Christina Bianco, Michael di Liberto, Donna English

The Impossible Cream

To sell the impossible cream,

To make the unprovable claim

Folliculi, Follicula

Transplant, transplant, that’s the thing for me!

Transplant, transplant follicles with glee!

Folliculi, follicula, folliculi, follicula!

Hair is everywhere, folliculi, follicula!

Nothin’ Could Be Fina

Nothin’ could be fina than a shiny new vagina

In the maw-aw-awnin’

Hava Face Peel-a

Have a face peel-a, have a face peel-a, have a face peel-a, major it’s not

Thanks for the Mammaries

Thanks for the mammaries,

My boobs were much too small