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The ensemble

The cast of The York Theatre developmental lab production.

From left to right: Rebecca Eichenberger, Troy Britton Johnson, Christina Bianco, Michael di Liberto, Donna English

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The Impossible Cream

To sell the impossible cream,

To make the unprovable claim

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Folliculi, Follicula

Transplant, transplant, that’s the thing for me!

Transplant, transplant follicles with glee!

Folliculi, follicula, folliculi, follicula!

Hair is everywhere, folliculi, follicula!

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Nothin’ Could Be Fina

Nothin’ could be fina than a shiny new vagina

In the maw-aw-awnin’

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Hava Face Peel-a

Have a face peel-a, have a face peel-a, have a face peel-a, major it’s not

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Thanks for the Mammaries

Thanks for the mammaries,

My boobs were much too small

For a peek at some songs from CUTS, click here.