did you know? in 2012…

Americans spent $11 billion on cosmetic procedures, up 5.5% from 2011.

Breast augmentation was the most popular surgical procedure for women.

Noninvasive skin-tightening procedures in women increased 24%.

Vaginal rejuvenation skyrocketed 64%!

Men had almost 1 million cosmetic procedures.

In men, hair transplantation was up 4%; facelifts, calf augmentation, and pec implants were each up 6%; and breast reduction increased a whopping 29%.

Over 6 million Botox shots were given.

Cosmetic procedures increased among 13-19 year olds, but 40-54 year olds continued to make up the majority (48%) of cosmetic patients.

Innumerable toes were removed or shortened so that women could fit into their Jimmy Choo’s or Manolo Blahniks.

Undertakers reported that more and more people are asking to be tucked and smoothed for their funerals.

Vets confirmed that plastic surgery for dogs—everything from silicone testicles to eyelid lifts to wrinkle reduction—is a growing trend.

In the two decades since the tracking of statistics began, the overall number of cosmetic procedures has increased more than 150%. Enter CUTS: An Uplifting Musical.

The revue that will have you in stitches.